I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
