operation harelip BJ is a go
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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