On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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