question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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