Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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