Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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