Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Can I color on your dick again?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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