Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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