this boner is exhausting
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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