I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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