She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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