Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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