I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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