since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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