she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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