i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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