I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
