i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
