And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
