after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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