U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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