so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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