ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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