I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Randomize
