there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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