At least make sure they are 18
Why
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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