ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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