I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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