was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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