I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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