The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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