Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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