I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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