school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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