its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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