yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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