Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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