Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
soo... how was my night?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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