p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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