Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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