Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
