So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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