i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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