Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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