Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I have fence marks all over my body
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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