I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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