We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
