in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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