Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize