i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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