Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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