I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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