Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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