I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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