I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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